i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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2 months ago // 865,076 notes


do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

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3 months ago // 407,924 notes


people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

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3 months ago // 448,776 notes



hahahahaha me


so how do i relationship

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3 months ago // 512,147 notes


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air. The dark side of Lil Jon. (via mightequinn)

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