roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

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cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

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nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

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bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

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3 weeks ago // 220,131 notes

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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3 weeks ago // 439,673 notes

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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